A Bit of Humour

THE ZEN OF SARCASM

• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or flat tire.

• It's always darkest before dawn--so that's the best time to steal your neighbour's newspaper.

• Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

• Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you're a mile away--and you have the shoes.

Source: Readers' Digest