Two little boys were best friends at church, but they both had a reputation for getting into trouble. One Sunday, one of the boys was sick and stayed home. The other boy went to church and was twice as bad as normal.
After church, the pastor grabbed him and asked in an angry voice, "Where's God?"
The little boy was frightened and didn't know what to say.
The pastor continued, "I want you to go home and think about it. I don't want you to come back until you can tell me where God is."
The boy went home and called his sick friend on the telephone. "Guess what," he said. "They've lost God, and they're trying to blame that one on us, too."
God Jokes
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