Tuesday, June 9, 2009

A Bit of Humour


A few years ago, billboards bearing messages from God appeared along American highways.

The following messages were simply signed "God"


Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage.

Will the road you're on get you to my place?


Do you have any idea where you are going?


Follow me.


Keep using my name in vain, and I'll make rush hour longer.


Need a marriage counsellor? I'm available.

I don't question your existence.

What part of "thou shalt not" didn't you understand?


We need to talk.


Don't make me come down there.

Source: Readers' Digest, June 2009

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