Friday, July 31, 2009

Lessons from Noah's Ark


It has been one of the wettest Julys on record, and many of us are looking forward to a more pleasant August. But, there are lessons that can be learned from dreary, rainy days.

Consider the following suggestions from Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Noah's Ark:
  • Don't miss the boat.
  • Remember that we are all in the same boat.
  • Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
  • Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, you may be asked to do something really big.
  • Build your future on high ground.
  • For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
  • Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
  • When you are stressed, float awhile.
  • Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Source: Inspirational Jokes

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