A Bit of Humour

A few months before celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary, a couple died in a car crash. They had been in good health mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise, especially over the past ten years.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which had a beautiful kitchen, master bath, and Jacuzzi. As they oohed and aahed, the old man asked Peter, "How much does this cost?"

"It's free," St. Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Then they went to survey the nearby championship gold course, where they would have golfing privileges each day. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"

St. Peter said, "This is heaven; you play for free."

They visited the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with all the cuisines of the world laid out.

"How much is it to eat?" asked the old man.

"Don't you understand? This is heaven; it's free!" St. Peter replied with some exasperation.

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" asked the old man timidly.

St. Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and never get fat. And, you never get sick in heaven."

The old man had a fit of anger, shrieking, throwing down his hat and stomping on it. St. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down.

St. Peter asked, "What is wrong?"

The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. It it weren't for your bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago."

Source: Inspirational Jokes