A Buddhist monk strolled into a Zen pizza parlor and said, "Make me one with everything on it."
The owner obliged. When he turned over the pizza with all the trimmings, the monk gave him a twenty-dollar bill, which the owner just stuck in the cash register.
"Where's my change?" the monk asked.
The owner replied, "Change must come from within."
Source: Become Who You Were Born to Be by Brian Souza
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Hello Joanne! Love your site... .After spinning pizza pies in our comments - your brother Augy linked me over, I'm glad he did, too!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing "A Bit of Humour" with us. Please forgive my humor (and broken English), but if I were the Zen monk, and ever thought about strolling back to the Zen pizza parlor. Why, I'd spin some Zen on the master pizza maker, by giving him a crisp twenty-dollar bill, and then ask him for "one peace" and to "keep the change alive."
Now, that's from within! I better spin outta here. Again, thanks Nancy!! Please send my regards to your brother Augy!! He's a living legend!!! and of course, a dear friend!!!
With deep respect yours,
Doug
Correction:
ReplyDeleteNow, that's from within! I better spin outta here. Again, thanks Joann!! Please send my regards to your brother Augy!! He's a living legend!!! and of course, a dear friend!!!
With deep respect yours,
Doug
Hello Doug,
ReplyDeleteYou have a great sense of humour. Good to hear from you.
Joanne
Joanne, thank you for such a sweet compliment. I cannot take any credit away from God, my family and friends, they helped to restore my sense of humor. Of course, (chuckling) "I Am" a work in progress.
ReplyDeleteFacto-rama: Humor celebrates the goodness of God, the world He created, and the life He gives; this goes especially for my second chance at life.
May you have a wonderful week to come, watch out for flaming guitars and spinning pizza pies, especially in your kitchen. :)
With deep respect yours,
Doug
Hello Joanne! I'm not sure if you are a mom, but after 31 years of teaching, you must have enough kids to fill a football stadium. And so...
ReplyDeleteHappy Mom's Day to all my wonderful friends and your families - Wishing many blessings as you all continue to live your life La Frugalista!
With much respect,
Doug
Love the pizza joke. It's a pizza genius.
ReplyDeleteCome and have a look at our jokes and videos on http://chimpychimpy.blogspot.com