A man sees a beautiful woman at the end of the bar. He walks up to her and asks, "Where have you been all my life?"
"Well," she says, "for the first half of it, I wasn't even born."
Source: Readers' Digest
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Failing Upward
Michael Jordan, a perennial optimist, once said, "I have missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions, I have been entrusted to take the game's winning shot...and missed. I have failed over and over again in my life. And, that is why I succeed."
The first Harry Potter book was turned down by eight agents, and when J.K. Rowling finally got a deal, she was warned by the publisher, "You'll never make any money with children's books."
Jay Leno's high school grades were so bad that his guidance counsellor recommended that he drop out and go into manual labour. His loving, but no-nonsense mother sat down with him one day and gave him the following advice, "Look, you're not very good looking and you're not very smart, so you'll have to do twice as much as everyone else to succeed."
Albert Einstein failed his college exams and was advised by a teacher to drop out of school. She said, "You'll never amount to anything, Einstein."
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