A man was lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God. "God," he asked, "how long is a million years?"
God replied, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God replied, "To Me, it's a penny."
The man then asked, "God, may I have a penny?
God replied, "In a minute."
Source: God Jokes
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